Good Jokes

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!

Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?

Joke: Why doesn't Superman need a manager?

Joke: Chuck Norris eats breakfast at McDonald's each morning... At 11:05!