Good Jokes

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!