Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.

Joke: What do you call a nun sleep walking?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.