Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: Why are cats better at math than dogs?

Joke: What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.