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Joke: A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing.
The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
The dying man said "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.
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Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.
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Joke: What do you call a nun sleep walking?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?
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