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Joke: One morning before a man leaves for work his wife asks him "Honey, do you know what today is?"

He nervously responds "Of course I do!" Then he leaves for work.

Throughout the day he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.

When he meets her at the restaurant she runs up to him and says "This has been the best Independence Day of my life!"


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Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?


Punch line: You look boo-tiful tonight!


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Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?


Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).


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Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?


Punch line: They were close enough (22/7 ≈ π).


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Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?


Punch line: So he could get some extra ribs.


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