Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER

Joke: There was four son's the oldest three had bright hair and bright eyes. The youngest son had dark hat and dark eyes. The father was on his death bed he asked his wife,"tell me the truth, is the youngest sun truly ours?" The wife responds with a simple yes and the husband dies.

Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph