Good Jokes

Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."

Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, monsters go as her for Halloween!

Joke: What bee does well in school?