Good Jokes

 

22 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

12 ratings
7 saves

Joke: Two men, Tom and Joe, have loved baseball more than anything their entire lives. One day Tom says to Joe, "If you die before me, promise me you'll come back and tell me if there is baseball in Heaven."

Joe agrees and makes Tom promise the same thing. About a week later Tom dies.

One night Joe wakes up to somebody calling his name. Scared, he asks, "Who's there?"

Suddenly Tom appears and says, "Hi Joe. I'm coming here from Heaven. I've got some good news and some bad news. I'll give you the good news first, there is baseball in heaven!"

Joe gets very excited, but then he asks, "What's the bad news?"

Tom looks at him grimly and says, "I looked at the lineup and you're pitching tomorrow."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

10 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?


Punch line: I'll tell you in a 1/cos.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+