Good Jokes

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.

Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.