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Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?


Punch line: A meowntain.


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Joke: A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks her, "Why would you want arsenic?"

She replies, "To kill my husband!"

He replies, "I'm not selling you arsenic for that!"

She hands him a photo of her husband with his wife in bed. The pharmacist replies, "Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"


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Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."

The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."

The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.


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Joke: What is a Jawa's favorite alcoholic drink?


Punch line: Utini!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.


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