Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."

Joke: What age were pigs discovered in?

Joke: What do you call an honest piece of paper?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!