Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.

Joke: Knock,Knock! who's there you me who no you not me i said me your suppose to say you! what! BOO! BOO WHO! im' not scared AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joke: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"