Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

Joke: What do you call a woman of the church that works at your company?

Joke: One blonde asks another while driving, "Is my blinker working?"

The other replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?