Good Jokes

Joke: Do you know what IDK stands for?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?

Joke: Why are the schools in Death Valley the lowest in the nation?

Joke: A man saw a TV that was on sale for $1. The only issue was that the volume was stuck all the way up. The salesman asked him if he would like to purchase it, to which he replied, "I can't turn it down."

Joke: The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. Him and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night. and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery , "It's up his sleeve!", "There is a hole in his hat!", "There's a fake bottom!"

So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.

The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, "I give up, where's the boat?"