Good Jokes

Joke: What food has been found to cause years of suffering and depression in men?

Joke: What has four wheels and flies?

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Joke: Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad so one day there was a bad fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here."

The next man says, "I had a Jewelry store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here."

The final guy says, "I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here."

The other two men look confused for a while then ask him, "How in the world did you start a hurricane?"

Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."

The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."

The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."