Good Jokes

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: There's no I in denial!

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?

Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?