Good Jokes

Joke: A man is getting into a nice warm bath to relax. Once he is situated he hears the doorbell ring. He is mad but he gets up and dries off. As he is walking to the door he falls to the ground hurting his back. When he finally gets to the door the person at the door says "Oh, sorry. I think I'm at the wrong house."

The man is angry so he yells "Are you serious?"

The person at the door replies "Chill out man, you need to take a hot bath or something."

Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?

Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.