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Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?


Punch line: Because they would quack up!


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Joke: A faith healer visits a small town. During his healing session a man with crutches approaches him, "Ever since I was a boy I couldn't walk without these, can you heal me?"

The healer yells back, "All that believe will receive! Go behind the curtain."

Another man approaches him, "F-f-f-fix my st-st-st-stutter?"

The healer yells back, "All that believe will receive! Go behind the curtain."

The healer starts praying and yells, "Drop your crutches!" He continues to pray and yells, "Now tell us in a clear voice, how do you feel?"

The man replies, "The f-f-fucker f-f-fell on his f-f-f-f-face."


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Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?


Punch line: They have lots of natural logs.


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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, monsters go as her for Halloween!


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Joke: What bee does well in school?


Punch line: A spelling bee.


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