Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.