Good Jokes

Joke: A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "Cool! Give me a Jamal!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Joke: How is wearing Crocs like getting a blow job from a guy?

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: Why can't freshman sign up for binary 101?