Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.