Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Joke: What's black then white, then black, then white, then black...?

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!