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Joke: Where do fish sleep?


Punch line: In a water bed!


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Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"


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Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?


Punch line: A meowntain.


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Joke: A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks her, "Why would you want arsenic?"

She replies, "To kill my husband!"

He replies, "I'm not selling you arsenic for that!"

She hands him a photo of her husband with his wife in bed. The pharmacist replies, "Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"


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Joke: Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?


Punch line: The Grumpire State Building.


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