Good Jokes

Joke: If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

Joke: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Joke: Where do pigs like going in London?

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she log in to gta5 she got a 5-star rating.

Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."