Good Jokes

Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”

Joke: I remembered the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket

Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.