Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!

Joke: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?

Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite inter...
Excuse me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but moo!