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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?


Punch line: OMg!


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Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"


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Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?


Punch line: He's making a little prophet!


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Joke: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?


Punch line: A buccaneer!


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Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?


Punch line: He wanted to see a butterfly.


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