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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: What do you get when you mix paint together?


Punch line: A mess.


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Joke: What do you call a baby eigen-sheep?


Punch line: A lamb. Duh.


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!


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Joke: What did the penny say to the other penny?


Punch line: Us being together makes cents.


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