Good Jokes

Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?

Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.

The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.

The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.

The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Claire!
Claire who?
Claire the way! I'm coming in!