Joke: A man is at the bar looking sad. The bartender asks him, "What's with the long face?"
He replies, "I've had three wives, but they've all died."
The bartender replies, "Wow, how'd they go?"
The man replies, "Well, the first one ate poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "What about the second one?"
He replies, "Poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "And the third ate poisonous mushrooms?"
The man replies, "Nope she was strangled."
The bartender asks, "Oh no, why?"
The man replies, "She wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.