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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.
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Joke: A man tells his wife, "The neighbors hate us."
His wife asks, "Why?"
He says, "Remember the time we were making marshmallows and the fire broke out down the road and everyone rushed over to check it out?"
His wife replies, "Yeah?"
The man says, "We were still holding the sticks."
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Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."
In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.
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Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.
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