Good Jokes

Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."

Joke: Two men are playing golf together when they catch up to a couple of ladies who are playing very slowly. One of the men decides to ask them if they can play through but as he approaches them he realizes the women are his wife and mistress.

He tells the second man about the situation so the second man decides he will ask. He quickly turns around and says, "Small world."

Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?