Good Jokes

Joke: What do you do if life hands you melons?

Joke: Math Guy 1: Hey, if you take all of my past girlfriends they form a group.

Math Guy 2: How so?

Math Guy 1: If you put any 2 of them together they'll talk about another one.

Math Guy 2: But who's the identity?

Math Guy 1: I had a thing with a psychiatrist a while back...

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Some people juggle chainsaws, Chuck Norris chainsaws jugglers.