Good Jokes

Joke: What food has been found to cause years of suffering and depression in men?

Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?

Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?

Joke: A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later he sees four people leave. When he is asked how many people are in the building he replies, "Well, if one person entered the house it would be empty."