Good Jokes

Joke: Did you hear about the new diner on the Moon?

Joke: One blonde asks another while driving, "Is my blinker working?"

The other replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: A man goes home and asks his wife, "If I won the lotto, what would you do?"

She replies, "I'd leave you and take half."

The man pulls out a ticket, "I just won $10. Here's five, now get out."

Joke: What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?