Good Jokes

Joke: What's the best way to choose a mattress?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape-Nuts was a STD.

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
CD's!
CD's who?
CD's arms, I work out every day.

Joke: What's Bill Cosby's favorite function?

Joke: A blonde walks into a store and shows a clerk she would like a particular TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Enraged she goes home, dyes her hair, and returns the next day. She approaches another salesman and shows him the TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Angry, she says, "How did you know I was blonde?"

He replies, "That's not a TV, it's a microwave."