Good Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: What do people soak their dentures in?

Joke: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?

Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.