Good Jokes

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.

Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?

Joke: What do firemen put in their soup?

Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!