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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she makes the radio station skip!


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Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?


Punch line: Pleased to eat you!


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Joke: What happened when one rubber band told another rubber band a joke that wasn't funny?


Punch line: The other rubber band snapped!


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Joke: A motorist is speeding down the road when he is pulled over. The officer tells him, "Sir do you realize how fast you were going?"

The motorist replies, "Yeah I know, but I have to go."

The cop interrupts him, "Not so fast. You're going to have to wait for the chief to get back in a few hours."

The cop immediately takes the man to jail. After a few hours the cop tells the man, "You're lucky, the chief is on his way back from his daughter's wedding, he'll be in a good mood."

The man replies, "I doubt it."

The cop snaps back, "Why do you say that?"

The man replies, "I'm the groom!"


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