Good Jokes

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: A man saw a TV that was on sale for $1. The only issue was that the volume was stuck all the way up. The salesman asked him if he would like to purchase it, to which he replied, "I can't turn it down."

Joke: What's the difference between sky divers and golfers?