Good Jokes

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: Knock Knock! Who's There? Boo! BooWho? BOO BUST

Joke: Yo mama so fat her scabs are in the shape of bacon

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.