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Question: There was a plane. In it were half Americans and half Canadians. The plane crashed right on the border to Canada and America. Where did they bury the survivors?

Question: I am not short nor am I tall, Sometimes I flaw, I come in all different colors, but I like white the best. What Am I?

Question: It was a very dark night. You were walking through the forest and found a log cabin. Inside the log cabin was a lamp, candle, and a wood-burner(Fireplace). You only had one match left. which one would you burn first?