Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.

Joke: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Joke: If your dog kisses you what do you call it?

Joke: A blonde girl and her boyfriend are at a bar watching the news. Suddenly a news story comes onto the screen, a man is standing on a bridge threatening to jump. The blonde says "I bet you $100 he doesn't jump."

Her boyfriend takes the bet and the man eventually jumps. After the blonde pays her boyfriend he admits to her "I saw this on the news an hour ago, take your money back."

She replies "I saw it too. I just never thought he would jump twice in one day!"