Joke: A blonde goes on a hot date and they end up making out in his car. he asks the blonde, "You want to get in the back seat?"
She replies, "No!"
Things continue to get hotter and he asks her again. She replies, "No!."
He asks her why she refuses and she replies, "I want to stay up here with you."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.