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Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.


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Joke: A man tells his wife, "The neighbors hate us."

His wife asks, "Why?"

He says, "Remember the time we were making marshmallows and the fire broke out down the road and everyone rushed over to check it out?"

His wife replies, "Yeah?"

The man says, "We were still holding the sticks."


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Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?


Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.


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Joke: How do roosters awaken?


Punch line: With an alarm cluck.


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Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?


Punch line: If they had four doors they would be a chicken sedan.


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