Good Jokes

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!

Joke: Why do circles, rectangles, and triangles go to the gym?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!