Good Jokes

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: A lawyer is getting out of his Rolls Royce and a truck slams into his car. He yells, "What the heck are you doing?!"

The driver replies, "Are you serious, you car so much about money you didn't even notice your arm is missing?"

At this point the lawyer freaks out, "And my Rolex!"

Joke: Math Guy 1: Hey, if you take all of my past girlfriends they form a group.

Math Guy 2: How so?

Math Guy 1: If you put any 2 of them together they'll talk about another one.

Math Guy 2: But who's the identity?

Math Guy 1: I had a thing with a psychiatrist a while back...