Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.

Joke: Mathematicians and rappers have a lot in common.

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."

Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?