Good Jokes

Joke: What is a possible anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Joke: A blonde and a brunette are walking in the forest when they spot a forest fire. The blonde starts to put her running shoes on and the brunette tells her "There is no way you can outrun the fire."

The blonde replies "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?

Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?