Good Jokes

Joke: Customer: The new one I bought from you sucks more than the old one!
Customer service: I'm glad to hear you are satisfied with your new vacuum sir.

Joke: What has 10 letters that starts with gas?

Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?

Joke: What do eggs do for fun?

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.